I got this joke via email just now and wanted to share, i thought it was quite hilarious. How you enjoy it. Tennessee Logic Two Tennessee farmers, Gerald and Brett, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Gerald turns to Brett and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Brett thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Gerald goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Gerald says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater." Excited to take the class now, Gerald shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Brett at the bar. He tells Brett about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Brett says, "What's that?" Gerald says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No." "Then you're a queer.
that's pretty funny. You could also substitute in Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, and West Virginia instead of Tenessee.