A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment". On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:"Dear Madam:Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:1. It had never been occupied;2. There was plenty of heat; and3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night,however,I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back thefollowing reply: "Dear Sir:First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space,the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,please don't blame the landlord."
okay okay okay. this is my example of something funny: three girls get sent to heaven. a brunette, red head, and blonde. god is waiting for them at heavens gates. he says "ill tell you 100 jokes. if any of you laugh at any youll be sent to hell" so at the 25th joke the red head laughs and gets sent to hell. at the 85th joke the brunette laughs and gets sent to hell. at the 99th joke the blonde laughs. god says: "why'd you laugh you were so close?!" and she says: "i just got the first joke!"
Wow thats a long joke, give me a short an sweet one Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it.