A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes," he says "I was in the army for three years and served in Iraq." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?" "This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you coming in for that."
LMAO It reminds me of the old chestnut: Q: How many people actualy work for your local council? A: About half of them!