GRE student Vs Normal student ------------------------------ A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity. A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion. A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier. A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative aneuvers. A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation. A NORMAL PERSON : look before you leap A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle,twinkle, little star A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal chinnation. A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes jack a dull boy A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles. A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire
seen this a while ago - damn funny. I gave my GRE already but still don't understand any of that stuff!
I would suggest not hanging out with Mensa members then. I am just happy my graduate program did not require the GRE.