A Google Christmas Tale.

Discussion in 'Google' started by Roman, Dec 25, 2006.

  1. #1
    So I get home from my parents house after a nice dinner and lots of presents, I go to my AS account to check my pitifull stats for this day and after log-in I get:

    Error
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it.

    Well, I drop my chestnuts, to my wife's dismay, as she like me holding her chestnuts, and I try to log in again but:

    Error
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it.

    So I check my e-mail for the dreaded AS notice, but it's not ther, I am elated and my wife is horny. I try to log in again:

    Error
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it.

    Now I have no free hands, again my wife complains, but that is irrelivant, I have no interest in hooters at this time.

    One more log in, one more time:

    Error
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it.

    Now I'm thinking that the Grinch stole Christmas but my wife still wants me to hold her hooters, what a dilema.

    So I grab a Rum & Coke, log in and much to my relief I see my stats.

    Again I get:

    Error
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it.

    but now I feel better knowing the Grinch visited Google, not me, and my hands are free to grab my wife's hooters once more.
     
    Roman, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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  2. Rasputin

    Rasputin Peon

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    #2
    I like a story with a happy ending. Especially at christmas.:)

    Had the same problem here but seems OK now, nearly spoiled my christmas morning though.
     
    Rasputin, Dec 25, 2006 IP
  3. Emperor

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    #3
    I think you might have overreacted a tad :rolleyes:

    That login ERROR happens now a then
     
    Emperor, Dec 25, 2006 IP
  4. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    I've never seen it and I'm drunk!
     
    Roman, Dec 25, 2006 IP
  5. Emperor

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    #5
    That explains everything :D
     
    Emperor, Dec 25, 2006 IP
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  6. dudy255

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    yaa thats why he didnot seen anything but I received this error two days before and I am going through same thing but I may not have left hooters:D
     
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    FireStorM Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Thats a great tale . i enjoyed it .
     
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  8. Emperor

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    I think the problem here is the hooters. I also have problems concentrating when big hooters are nearby. ;)
     
    Emperor, Dec 25, 2006 IP
  9. mhmdkhamis

    mhmdkhamis Well-Known Member

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    nice roman
     
    mhmdkhamis, Dec 25, 2006 IP