AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY HYMN: A song of praise usually played in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have left already. INCENSE: Holy smoke JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams JONAH: The original "Jaws" story PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass, led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew. PEW: (n.) A medieval torture device still found in most churches. Alternate definition: Expression commonly uttered when incense is used. RELICS: People who have attended Mass for so long they actually know when to sit, stand and kneel.
Good one. If you can't have a laugh at it, it's not worth consideration. There should be no sacred cows. No prison can or should hold good natured humour.