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A girl's first time

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ali-2006, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. #1
    Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy).

    It's your first time.

    As you lie back your muscles tighten.

    You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

    He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

    You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

    As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

    He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

    Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
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    He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

    He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience...



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    You smile and thank your dentist!

    After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
     
    ali-2006, Oct 18, 2009 IP
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  2. web_hunk

    web_hunk Peon

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    #2
    Lol... Great use of words. I guessed there would be something funny in the end. Good one!
     
    web_hunk, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  3. Aceuk

    Aceuk Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Just the title has your mind going and then the first line "Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy)." oooh thats every mans dream lol
     
    Aceuk, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  4. xphiletc

    xphiletc Peon

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    #4
    LOL, god, I can't belive it!

    U really good at writing!
     
    xphiletc, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  5. keen4kash

    keen4kash Well-Known Member

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    #5
    this sucks and i hate dentists

    who would waste their time writing that - you should be publishing romance novels to lonely stay at home and single mums :)
     
    keen4kash, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  6. faky

    faky Guest

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    #6
    What a great idea of writing skill lol, if it is written by your own then you are awesome, keep it up.
     
    faky, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  7. muhammad arif

    muhammad arif Well-Known Member

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    #7
    LOLZ.....something very funny ..

    Start up writing stories...novels etc...you have some good ideas.

    Arif
     
    muhammad arif, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  8. Ducati1198

    Ducati1198 Peon

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    #8
    I didn't realize Dentists had such a big thing for virgins ;)

    jk...nice write up!
     
    Ducati1198, Oct 18, 2009 IP
  9. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    #9
    Really cool writing...
     
    TIRTH, Oct 19, 2009 IP
  10. type_R

    type_R Peon

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    #10
    wahaha something horny at start. LoL nice wordings :D
     
    type_R, Oct 19, 2009 IP
  11. TheVccMatey

    TheVccMatey Peon

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    #11
    LOL, nice play of words! :D
     
    TheVccMatey, Oct 19, 2009 IP
  12. arshid

    arshid Peon

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    #12
    Lolz i was waiting for the result but thanx god that was tooth.
    nywz nice thread
     
    arshid, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    gauharjk Notable Member

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    #13
    FAIL!

    Why didn't that dentist use any anesthetics?
     
    gauharjk, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    ErikJ Peon

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    #14
    You are quite seductive man nice play of words
     
    ErikJ, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    zealot777 Peon

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    #15
    You almost got me there haha funny one.
     
    zealot777, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    ishanjain2 Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Hahaha
    good one man..
     
    ishanjain2, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Funny piece of writing :D thanks for sharing :)
     
    radhika.writer, Oct 19, 2009 IP
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    #18
    LOL! I thought it was something naughty :D
     
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    chandan123 Prominent Member

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    #19
    old joke not bad i can say :D :p
     
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    Lloydblogger Well-Known Member

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    #20
    LOL. Nice one. At the first words are interesting. . It looks like first time... Haha
     
    Lloydblogger, Oct 19, 2009 IP