A Ghetto Christmas By: Miles Carrion (I got this as a letter in the mail and thought I would type it. Please take notice that I am giving full citation to this content's copyright owner, Miles Carrion, and take no claim in ownership of this article.) Dear Santa: I'm hoping that you receive this letter very soon; there are so many things that I want to say to you. My name is Miles, and I am the poor disadvantaged kid that you met when you came to visit the projects a couple of months ago. During your visit, you told me that I was a worthy kid, one that deserved the very best Christmas, filled with lots of toys and other gifts. I want you to know that I have been a very good kid this year. On my Christmas list I asked for a new bicycle, a pair of roller blades, a basketball, and some new school clothes. I want you to know that I worked very hard all year because I believed in your promise. I studied extra hard and I received the very best grades in my class. And when I wasn't studying, I was a volunteer at the Senior Citizen's Center, where I cleaned up and assisted the elderly and the handicapped. There is absolutely nothing that I wouldn't do for humanity. What BALLS you have to send me that bullshit you sent. Are you out of your fucking mind? A Goddamn yo-yo and some fucking sweat socks! You played me, and as if you couldn't fuck me over anymore, you had the nerve to send that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can barely move around his room. You ain't shit Santa! I sure hope that I don't see your fat ass around here next year. I swear my friends and I will fuck you up and take all your shit. I will take your stupid reindeer and give them to the crack-heads and you will have to walk your fat ass back to the North Pole, which is what I have to do since you didn't send me the fucking bike, you asshole. I can't wait to grow up so that I can tell my kids just how full of shit you are. You must really think I'm some kind of sucker or something. Well I'll show you, creep. I'm warning you Santa, don't you ever bring your fat ass around here again. you are a real piece of shit. Goodbye and fuck you! ---------------------- Merry Christmas!
Lol... I laughed at it, although Im pretty sure some people here wont find it funny. Merry Christmas! Dont know why Im on DP on Christmas eve, just doing the daily rounds of websites quickly. Merry Christmas DP!