A gazillion MFA sites! Fantastic offer you cannot miss!!!

Hello and good day!

Have you ever wanted to own an internet business empire and make money the way the big boys do? Are you a couch potato who detests work and considers lifting a finger to change the channel on a remote control a chore? Well here is your chance to make a serious amount of money: MILLORNS!

Without you having to know anything about anything or doing anything about something… err, whatever.

The offer: My team and I will design a gazillion, yes you read it right, a gazillion self-updating MFA ‘Made For Asses’ websites that self update using a con, I mean a cron process to fetch fresh content that is readily available on another gazillion sites doing the same thing! Wow… this means that your sites will provide fresh content non stop. Is there a catch? Hell no!

You don’t have to lift a finger
You don’t have to type, read, sweat, belch or pass wind!
This is a unique once in a lifetime opportunity, a great way to make money without doing anything.

So what’s the secret?

The gazillion websites I create for you are optimised to attract traffic using a process termed SEO or whatchamacallit thingy… Using this process, you will start to see traffic on your sites at insane proportions and with traffic comes cash.

Here’s what Suzan Brown had to say about our service:

“Wow… this is so incredible. I ordered my gazillion made for asses package and it took a couple of days for my order to be fulfilled. I was shocked by the stream of traffic, there were people clicking on my sites before they had even been uploaded to my server! Click click and cash in the bank! Wowsers… thank you guys!”

Thomas Harris from England had this to say:

“I was sceptical at first but when I received my sites I was gobsmacked! I am now the proud owner of a gazillion sites and lat night I made 16 cents! I am told it will increase in time… let’s hope it does soon cause at this rate it will take a gadzillion years to get my money back! All the same good investment I say because there is no effort on my part whatsoever. I am planning to retire soon… thanks”

The beauty of Made For Asses websites is that you do not have to do a single thing to start seeing the dollar fall from the sky. Not a single effort is required on your part, all you have to worry about is where to spend all that money, because very soon you will find your bank accounts bursting with cash and may have to consider opening a few other bank accounts to accommodate your wealth.

Is this legal? Oh of course it is. Made For Asses sites are now the new niche. These types of sites are reaping good rewards on a daily basis and their owners are making phenomenal returns. Don't listen to what people have to say about us, just try it for yourself, what have you got to lose?

Here’s how it works: My team and I, typically install what is called a blog and plug a feed from a source… when that source updates its content, your site is updated too! Simple… see how easy it is?

Why do the work when someone else does it for you?

It is the way of the future…

So what are you waiting for? Hurry this offer is limited! I can only supply a set amount of gazillion sites. Please, only one order per person.

Then let’s get on with hit… here’s my pray pal… err I mean paypal

Hurry and order now and I will throw in a ebook: Adsense Four Not Sax which will teach you how to make money from Goodle Adcents by placing ads on your webpage

 

Any demo sites? And the price?

 

Do you give me money back guarantee, I mean if I don't make my money back in 100years will you give me a refund?

 

You do get money back guarantee. I know you'll love your sites so much you'd want to keep them, but to put your mind at rest I will issue you now with a refund before you've even placed an order!

How's that for a good deal then?

 

Haha, that was by far the funniest service description I saw here
What's the price for one of your webs?

 

Pm me all the details please

 

Duplicate content?

 

pm me the details and the refund too.. hehe

 

But this is also against G AdPlacement ToS, right?
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=48182&sourceid=aso&subid=ww-ww-et-asui&medium=link

 

No problem... if they ask you deny, if they accuse you start running and if they arrest you... your cellmate is Paris Hilton

Can't be all bad?

 

So, I need to move to L.A. then...

Btw, since the script is out there for free, what is the advantage of your service?

 

I would pay you a gazilion bux to make me that gazilion sites .. PM me time frame.. LOOL

 

Thank You for posting this...
Im glad im not the only one that feels this way.

 

Because our script is custom coded by the best coders in Trafalgar Square.

 

Well, trippyvibes?
Any info?

 

Duplicate? Of course!

SEO is best if your content is duplicate from everywhere else. Because your domains' whois will be the same on all of your sites, the search engines will know that ithe content is unique to you, so you will get better PR

So are you ready to whip out your credit card and order your gazillion Made For Asses sites now? I bet you are...

 

Oh sure I have plenty info for you:

I am male, 40 years old, white and married. I live in London with my wife and she's a lovely girl... we don't have kids yet but we're working on it

 

I got it
Make sure you don't cross the line with this. You're a fun read.

 

Thanks for the advice and I do hope others will find it interesting and maybe useful as well. I will try not to get in trouble, knowing me, I might end up doing just that...