Hiroshi is Japanese. He is on a flight from Tokyo to Vancouver. Flight Attendant: Fish, chicken or vegetarian? Hiroshi: What's the fish? Attendant: It's tuna. Hiroshi: Chicken, please. Attendant: Anything to drink? Hiroshi: Yes. Water, please. Attendant: Still or sparkling? Hiroshi: Sorry, I don't understand. Attendant: This is Evian. It's still. And this is Perrier. It's sparkling. Hiroshi: Oh, yes. Evian, please. Attendant: There you go. Enjoy your meal.