A Secretary Complains About Her Boss. She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed. Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage. Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER" Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or "helmet") and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN... This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM"
a lot of that didn't make sense to me...am i the only one? btw, i've been around computers for 20+ years...and probably sexual inuendo (sp?) for at least 15+ years?