A bush Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Freewebspace, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. #1
    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He
    Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
    Surround him with intelligent people.

    Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the
    right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,
    please answer this question:

    Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
    your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

    He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

    Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
    that!"

    Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza
    Rice to the test.

    Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you
    can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has
    a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to
    you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

    Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over
    the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

    Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

    "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
    child is not your brother or your sister.

    Who is it?"

    Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and
    exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's
    our Colin Powell !"

    And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's
    -Manmohan Singh!"

    Note:Abdul Kalam was the former President of India..
    Manmohan singh is the current Prime Minister of India
     
    Freewebspace, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    You shouldn't make fun of people with learning disabilities.

    Nice post :)
     
    Kerosene, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  3. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #3
    Ha ha ha... Nice Joke. Anyhow, don't make fool THEM....
     
    kittyluver, Sep 25, 2008 IP
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    sweetquantum Peon

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    #4
    hah! nice post
     
    sweetquantum, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  5. jkadin

    jkadin Peon

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    #5
    Thats been around for awhile. Its still a good one.
     
    jkadin, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  6. homebizseo

    homebizseo Peon

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    #6
    I am glad Bush remembered that the answer was Manmohan Singh.
     
    homebizseo, Sep 25, 2008 IP
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #7
    a good joke, indeed :) poor them who rule the world :D
     
    EvcRo, Sep 25, 2008 IP
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    drjupitor Banned

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    #8
    Hilarious man and made me laugh a lot keep posting jokes like this. because jokes keep things light.
     
    drjupitor, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  9. rylai0crestfall

    rylai0crestfall Peon

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    #9
    lol its so funny! nice joke!:D
     
    rylai0crestfall, Sep 25, 2008 IP
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    Xyle101 Banned

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    #10
    It's a nice joke. But let's avoid some things that might hurts others. If it is a bad joke for you I'm sure you will get mad.
     
    Xyle101, Sep 25, 2008 IP
  11. Freewebspace

    Freewebspace Notable Member

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    #11

    That's right .. but the person has not managed anything over the last 8 years.

    He was responsible for death of many people!!!
     
    Freewebspace, Sep 26, 2008 IP
  12. lamborg

    lamborg Peon

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    #12
    Nice joke man, keep it up.
     
    lamborg, Sep 26, 2008 IP
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    cessvergara Banned

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    #13
    hahah..funny huh, nice pick!
     
    cessvergara, Sep 26, 2008 IP
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    #14
    Hahahaha!!! Awesome joke buddy!!! Keep sharing... :D
     
    rockinfuture, Sep 26, 2008 IP