9 Words Women Use

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    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3
     
    nodder, Oct 30, 2007 IP
  2. clinton

    clinton Well-Known Member

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    #2
    no kidding hahahha
     
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  3. nodder

    nodder Banned

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    #3
    i thought this list was very funny
    #8 is sooooo true
     
    nodder, Oct 30, 2007 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #4
    Everything referred back to #3... :D
     
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    prinzcy Active Member

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    #5
    I use #8 all the time but the meaning is different. I use it to end conversation.
     
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    Pinup Girl Notable Member

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    #6
    i dont like this thread...whatever...
    lol just kidding,ok? hahaha
     
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    #7
    I like #6, its a challenging to me.
     
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    #8
    whatever..... true......
     
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    Creative_illusion Well-Known Member

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    #9
    I love number 2. Lols. I do it a lot.
     
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    #10
    Number two made me laugh, love you list :)
     
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    #11
    GO AHEAD.. hahahaha.. get that a lot...
     
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    #12
    This one I hear a lot... Never, ever do anything when a woman says "go ahead", or "it's ok"...
     
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    #13
    hahaha..u r so right...lol
     
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    #14
    Above 2 are true in real life with me :D:p
     
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    #15
    funny.lol..very interesting indeed..never try it now i will..lol
     
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    #16
    You forgot... Shut Uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp lol you know that slang that is and was going around. My daughter drives me crazy talking like that!
     
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    #17
    Everything there is true. This is not a joke people, it's reality!!
     
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    #18
    its true,
    im sure theres allot more than just those 9, but those hit it on the nose.
     
    nodder, Oct 31, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #19
    Nice points,specially the 4th one

     
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    #20
    this list is true if you don't have your woman in line.
     
    Cylon, Oct 31, 2007 IP