$6.91 -GOLD - I Will PAY YOU FREE ;)

Does anyone want $6.91 E GOLD FOR FREE?

Tell me a funny joke and I will select best answer here

 

Is this blood money? Very nice gesture of you.
(I would insert a joke here but I don't have any.)

 

Yeah its my way of saying thanks to the DP community..

 

here is somehting i thought was funny. not exactly a joke though.

10 Worst Company Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

 

here are some you might like
- The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket
- Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money
- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

Some great answers ladies and gents. Keep them coming in.

 

Be Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse

 

this is the wrong forum for this thread, it belongs in Contests

 

Share you another:

A:what would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
B:i'll open one eye and close one eye .
A:how kind you are!
B:no ,i'll shoot him!

 

The manager of an office wants to motivate his staff so he puts up a sign saying "THINK" above the basin in the staff restroom. Upon returning he finds a new sign above the dispenser saying "THOAP".


A wife complains, "Our clock almost killed my mother today. It fell off the wall only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband mumbles, "Damn clock always was slow."


Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

Blind man holding a piece of crispbread:
"Who the hell wrote this?!"

 

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