Hello, I need to get written about 40-50 short (40-60 words) overview texts for products from dealextreme.com. The overviews should show only the good and positive sides of the product and if possible they can be funny a bit. So in fact they can look like TV adverts You can inspire yourself from the reviews made to those products on dealextreme or from dealextreme overviews. Plus please convert the name of the product to a shorter, better name - example - original dealextreme product name: 2-IN-1 USB Air Ionizer and Ozone Generator (Silver) - converted name - USB Air Cleaner I am willing to pay 50 cents for a single text. Only 100% grammar correct english texts are accepted. You can make a few reviews of a few products and post them directly here and I will pay you directly the sum on your PayPal account or you can PM me and tell me which links would you like to make and when can you finish them. I send money only to PayPal. You can find the links of the products below. The texts should look like this (but wit better grammar!): ##1## - Cigarette Butane Lighter Hey! What about lighting your cigarette with a cigarette? We know that it sounds weird, but with our cigarette shaped cigarette lighter it comes true! Suprise yourself and your friends with this high quality, solid metal made refillable cigarette shaped butane lighter! ##2## - Sleeping Eye-Shade Do you hate sunlight? Does the light make it impossible to you to sleep longer on the weekends? Here is our ultimate solution! Our ultra-soft, sleeping eye-shade made of satin will provide you with 100% darkness, even at brighest days! Take it now! ##3## - IQ cube keychain Are you fed up with those useless, boring and ugly keychains? What about trying out a new one? Our mini IQ cube keychain is the perfect time killer! Have you missed the bus, or are you waiting in a queue? No problem, just take out our IQ cube and you will have fun, that lasts hours and hours! ##4## - Shock Pen Shock your friends, a great practical joke! Turn the front part of the pen and you wil be able to write with it, but try to turn it on as ausual and you will be zapped with a really, really HUGE electrical shock! Trust us, we tried it out on our friends ##5## - 100 dices 100 dices. One pack. Great gift! No more searching under the bed for a stupid single dice! And let us be true, is it not a dream of us all to be able to roll with 100 dices at one time? We already tried it out in our office, it feels great! But order fast, we have got only a few thousand dices left! ##9## - Keychain Calendar Another original and cool keychain! Sturdy little keychain calendar made of metal, that is able to show you the everyday date up to the year 2044! Yeah, we know that nowadays everybody is using his watch or mobile phone, but isn´t it much cooler to take out a small piece of metal when somebody asks you for the date? This is the list of the products that need to get done: 06 - 02.43 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9179 07 - 02.49 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11388 08 - 02.55 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.18189 10 - 02.80 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12932 11 - 02.80 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10499 12 - 02.99 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.13088 13 - 03.23 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8384 14 - 03.50 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.14687 15 - 03.74 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12074 16 - 03.76 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.773 17 - 03.82 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3165 18 - 03.83 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4319 19 - 03.90 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9050 20 - 03.93 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.37 21 - 03.94 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.6092 22 - 03.94 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3632 23 - 03.98 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3363 24 - 04.23 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.5919 25 - 04.68 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11379 26 - 04,95 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9922 27 - 04.98 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9997 28 - 05.25 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.7806 29 - 05,60 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4039 30 - 05.66 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11131 31 - 04.62 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3209 32 - 05.88 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17850 33 - 06.31 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4763 34 - 06.60 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2695 35 - 07.36 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2998 36 - 07.42 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11142 37 - 07.87 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3441 38 - 08.76 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.7003 39 - 08.86 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3896 40 - 08.49 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10031 41 - 09.80 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.6830 42 - 10.20 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.16133 43 - 11.32 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2700 44 - 12.10 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3689 45 - 12.63 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9717 46 - 12.90 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17973 47 - 13.03 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4644 48 - 13.73 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.6920 49 - 13.77 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3010 50 - 14.12 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.7846 51 - 14.25 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10175 52 - 15.04 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.5821 54 - 17.33 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.13064 55 - 17.70 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2368 56 - 17.68 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.16514 57 - 17.78 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.18567 58 - 22,50 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8325 59 - 23.71 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2764 60 - 24.67 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.18087 61 - 26.82 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3916 62 - 36.50 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8379 63 - 39.90 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11939 64 - 44.47 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.15040 65 - 52.27 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.1934 66 - 57.95 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11743 67 - 58.00 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4993
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