5 sturdiest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

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  1. #1
    The questions are:

    1. What are you thinking about?
    2. Do you love me?
    3. Do I look fat?
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
    5. What would you do if I died?
     
    mistoovrool, Apr 26, 2008 IP
  2. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #2
    Typical answers for this.

    1. What are you thinking about? - About You
    2. Do you love me? - Obviously :p
    3. Do I look fat? - Naah :D
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me? - Who said you this :confused:
    5. What would you do if I died? - Let me think ;)

    DON.
     
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  3. mistoovrool

    mistoovrool Banned

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    #3
    Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
    Answer #
    The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

    Baseball.
    Football.
    How fat you are.
    How much prettier she is than you.
    How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

    (Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")
     
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    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #4
    in real

    1. What are you thinking about? - About You ( about that girl i saw in the morning )
    2. Do you love me? - Obviously ( no one love you )
    3. Do I look fat? - Naah ( you are ugly fat bitch )
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me? - Who said you this ( sure )
    5. What would you do if I died? - Let me think ( another girl )

    j/k :D
     
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    Very very funny :D
     
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  6. mistoovrool

    mistoovrool Banned

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    Question # 2: Do you love me?
    Answer #
    The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

    I suppose so.
    Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
    That depends on what you mean by love.
    Does it matter?
    Who, me?
     
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    1. What are you thinking about? - Always about you
    2. Do you love me? - No other way :p
    3. Do I look fat? - you look like a fat beauty :rolleyes:
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me? - sometimes, of course :D
    5. What would you do if I died? - Look for another alternative :)
     
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    Actually i wanted to keep real answers hidden :D But you revealed :p Nevermind ;)

    DON.
     
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    It is good to answer those questions correctly otherwise you will have a angry women or girfriend on your case
    :)
     
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  10. mistoovrool

    mistoovrool Banned

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    Question # 3: Do I look fat?
    Answer #
    The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

    Compared to what?
    I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
    A little extra weight looks good on you.
    I've seen fatter.
    Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
     
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    #11
    The questions are:

    What are you thinking about? i donot know
    Do you love me? no i donot
    Do I look fat? yes you look fat
    Do you think she is prettier than me? no
    What would you do if I died? i donot know i will be sad
     
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    mimm Banned

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    #12
    "What are you thinking about?"
    "About you. about Lucy. about Tina."
    "Do you love me"?
    "Sure. I can do everything for you. I will swim across the river for you. As long as you don't ask me to find valid PR5 domain with low budget!"
    "Do I look fat?"
    "Yes sure, darling. Fat girl is my type. That's why I choose you."
    "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
    "Nope. She just plays better..."
    "What would you do if I died?"
    "I'll be in jail. Police said that I did it!"
     
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  13. mistoovrool

    mistoovrool Banned

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    Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

    Answer #
    Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

    Yes, but you have a better personality
    Not prettier, but definitely thinner
    Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
    Define 'pretty'
    Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
     
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    #14
    What are you thinking about? - Another Girl
    Do you love me? - No
    Do I look fat? - Yes
    Do you think she is prettier than me? - Yes
    What would you do if I died? - Nothing

    LOL
     
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    pachecus Well-Known Member

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    #15
    What are you thinking about? - How to get more links
    Do you love me? - uh?
    Do I look fat? - nope
    Do you think she is prettier than me? - who?
    What would you do if I died? - ...

    We need a women point of view now...
     
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    #16
    It's nice to see at least one intelligent answer!
     
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    #17
    Well if your are serious about her......
    1. What are you thinking about? YOU
    2. Do you love me? More than myself......
    3. Do I look fat? No, infact i was thinking that you have lost weight!
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me? Who SHE? Are you kidding me??
    5. What would you do if I died? I cannot even imagine that......Lets go for dinner
    And if you want to get rid of her (at your own risk! :D)

    1. What are you thinking about? About Jessica, OMG she is soooo hot
    2. Do you love me?Umm......Is it all right if i say no?, but definitely not as much as Nutella, ooooh
    3. Do I look fat? OBVIOUSLY, stupid.
    4. Do you think she is prettier than me? Duh! Its like comparing a pig and a nightingale
    5. What would you do if I died? CELEBRATE! Throw a party. I bet your family would also love to join me!
     
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  18. mistoovrool

    mistoovrool Banned

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    Question #5: What would you do if I died?
    Answer #
    A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

    No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

    She....Would you get married again?
    He.....Definitely not!
    She....Why not - don't you like being married?
    He.....Of course I do.
    She....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    He.....Okay, I'd get married again.
    She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
    He.....Yes, I would.
    She....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    He.....Where else would we sleep?
    She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
    He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
    He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.
     
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    1. I need more time to play WOW.
    2. What did you say?
    3. Stop eating, pls...
    4. She's hot, dear!
    5. As usually...playing WOW for the rest of my days.
     
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