5 Steps to Getting the Girl of Your Dreams

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DragonD, May 13, 2009.

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    Dating
    Step 1 - Finding Her


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    You always hear weddings are the best place to find hot single women. Is it true? Of course it is. The sight of seeing two people completely in love gets women’s hormones raging. Offer her a drink at the bar, and you’re off to a good start.

    Other places to find hot single women:
    Dance clubs, birthday parties, supermarkets, bookstores, outlets, libraries, grocery stores, they’re everywhere… Open your eyes and use the force!





    Step 2 - Stand Out


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    The first step is being noticed. If the girl you’re after is truly as hot as you think she is, she’s probably being chased by several guys already. It’s time to separate yourself from the pack, and be noticed. You might not be able to change your mug (without costly plastic surgery), but you can change your appearance. Here’s some easy ways to do so:

    Dating

    No need to drive the hottest car in the hood, but a nice ride can win you some bonus points. Remember to clean the car and vacuum the interior before your first date. Nothing kills the mood better than old smelly trash from McDonald’s.

    Money to Burn: Ferrari F430, Bugatti Veyron, Mercedes Benz SLR
    On a Budget: BMW M3, Porsche 997, Lotus Elise, Audi RS4
    Broke as a Joke: VW Golf R32, Honda S2000, Nissan 350Z, Audi A4

    Get a watch. Why would you need a watch when your cellphone tells time and does a gazillion other things? Because a watch is a statement about your personal style. It also lets her know that time is important and being on time matters to you.

    Money to Burn: Rolex, Cartier, Omega
    On a Budget: Tag Heuer, Tumi, Movado
    Broke as a Joke: Seiko, Timex, Diesel, Swiss Army

    The most expensive item in your closet should be your shoes. They’re the foundation of every outfit, and she’s bound to check them out, so they better look good.

    Money to Burn: Bally, Canali, Gucci
    On a Budget: Cole Haan, Ecco, Ralph Lauren
    Broke as a Joke: Sketchers, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Adidas, Puma




    Step 3 - The Chase


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    Women love to be pursued. Lines are bad. The only one you should be using is “Hi, My name is…” Approach her with confidence, because women have a sixth sense for weakness. Don’t talk about your job, or how much you make. It’s the last thing she wants to hear (unless she’s a grubby leech, in which you’ve probably chosen the wrong girl). You’re trying to get the girl of your dreams, not a job at Google.

    Dating

    Keep the conversations relevant to the moment - the band that’s playing on stage, the clown in the funny looking hat, or a current movie that’s out. Keep the conversation less personal and she’ll feel less threatened. The is goal is to let her know you’re trying to get to know her and not into her pants.

    Nice guys always complain that they can’t get the girls. Jerks get the girls. I admit they do. Jerks have a unique way of standing out, but they don’t last very long.

    Dating

    The key is to show her you’re confident without being arrogant. Stand up straight, and look into her eyes when she’s talking. Be a Gentleman. Help an old lady with her groceries to the car, or give up your seat on the bus to a single mother and child. Thoughtful and sweet guys give her hope that chivalry isn’t dead.
     
    DragonD, May 13, 2009 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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  3. suman817

    suman817 Well-Known Member

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    And you also know well two steps of Copy and Paste...:D:p
     
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    LOL! Funny and entertaining post. I love those lego starwars ;)
     
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    #5
    Finding her is the hardest part, if you need to 'stand out' or change who you are, she isn't honestly the girl of your dreams. The girl of your dreams will bring out the true you, and she will love you for who you are, not who you try to artificially become.
     
    ebk, May 13, 2009 IP
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    #6
    hehe, nice instruction :D
     
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    Nice found...pretty good story :)
     
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    #8
    I say welcome in your carnal instincts and care less if you are embarrassed just grab the girl and tell her exactly what you want

    her on her back moaning!! some will not like it but if they like you even a little bit then she will give into your manly desires
     
    ErikJ, May 22, 2009 IP
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    #9
    Wow! The steps described above are fit only for wealthy guys but a smart guy can get his pair much easier by doing things as the situation warrants...
    Anyway, cool tips.
     
    dairyman, May 22, 2009 IP
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    digitalduke Notable Member

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    #10
    May the force be with you...:D

    Nice theory, but practically it is little hard to apply.

    Interesting post indeed.. ;)

    Cheer!
     
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    yea practically its little hard to apple if you found a girl somewhere out and both of you are unknown to each other

    main thing she wont talk to so first so easily there should be a powerful reason and you also need lots of guts to

    start talking to her and go ahead...

    happy_S
     
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    #12
    IMO, bus and subways are good places to meet hot single girls .
     
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    #13
    i like how the guy use lego toy from star wars to make the story. nice.
     
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    GWebSol_Online Banned

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    #14
    Nice post but practical life is different :)
     
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    #15
    The girl of your dream is always the one that you are unable to get, while the ugly one is always hitting on you lol, give the ugly one a chance lol
     
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    #16
    This has what to do with the 'girl of your dreams'
    Not always, but it does put the fear into you that you are 'never good enough' for them as they are that damn special.
     
    ebk, May 22, 2009 IP
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    Great! I thought you going to say sleep and dream well on...! Ha Ha.....
     
    hammyparmar, May 22, 2009 IP