I'm running a contest on my Blog over this weekend. All you need to do is reply to the post with a funny comment. It can be quoted or something you've made up with your comic genius. The funniest will get $30 sent to their paypal account, no strings attached. http://www.designprophet.co.uk/2007/07/06/thirty-dollars-to-make-me-laugh/
Well, I've given it my best shot, I just hope your drunk when you read it, it was the funniest joke I've ever heard, but I was bladdered at the time
1. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables and peanut oil is made out of peanuts, then baby oil is made out of...uh oh... 2. "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud." 3. "Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework." 4. "I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain."