30 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR (Hilarious list ) 1. Tell the other passenger about the time the elevator got stuck when you were on it and it took 4 hours to get you out. 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 12. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, gurgle and cough....motion sickness!" 13. Meow occasionally. 14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 15. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 16. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 17. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 18. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 20. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 22. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 23. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 24. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 28. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 29. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 30. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
28. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Haha this would be hilarious. If you could be do this in a elevator full of nuns or priests.
One day One of my friend who is a lift technician found that he must rush to attend the complaint of a lift been stuck half way.He was responsible for maintenance.Finally when he managed to open the lift,guess what did he see???? He saw a young couple inside the lift busy at work !!!!!.The male was also a lift technician.
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