Buying 2 Articles for business website

A friend needs article written for business [DOT] com

You must be a writer in these niches Business, Entrepreneurship or Digital Marketing.

Below are the content creation guidelines I ask that you keep in mind when writing the articles.

Data-driven: There are exceptions to this rule, but there is a general guideline to include about 2 pieces of data per piece (i.e. reference studies and data that relate to the topic)
Actionable. Try and avoid "fluffy" writing and publish pieces that take a position and provide solid takeaways for the reader.

News-driven. When possible, include timely and relevant news-driven aspects to your articles. Topics that pertain to stories in the news and how they relate to our audience are the goal.

800-1000 words.

Article should not be promotional. It should provide both sides of any issue and both the benefits and downsides of any technology or business practice that it discusses.

Original. Submitted content should not be previously published anywhere else on the web
Scannable (bulleted lists, subheadings, etc). No large blocks of text.

Please reply with the words 'lousy monkey' if you are to be considered for this job.

Relevant to our audience: we publish content for entrepreneurs, business owners, and executives at growth companies.

These articles are to be submitted to a business related site, therefore, you would have to be prepared for unlimited revisions if needed.

Here is the guidelines that are to be met:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZTYcwDee4BEurWJ4MnYKxgG5dO2LmTAVcD00WXtKARk/edit

Max payout $30 for both.