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18+ Best joke EVER! This will make you ROFL!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Coolalex, Mar 21, 2007.

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    A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
    The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
    "Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
    "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
    "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
    The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
    "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
    The wife sits and thinks about it.
    Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
    The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
    "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
    "Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

    :eek:
     
    Coolalex, Mar 21, 2007 IP
  2. saadahmed007

    saadahmed007 Admínistratör

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    Looooooooooooooooooooool :D........Keep posting more jokes..:D
     
    saadahmed007, Mar 21, 2007 IP
  3. Coolalex

    Coolalex Banned

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    #3
    Kinda weird the first 2 people to have posted in this thread were under 18 even though 18+ is in the title haha.

    Oh well its a great joke if you dont mind em that dirty :O

    I was laughing so loud out loud for like 10 minutes when I first heard it haha.
     
    Coolalex, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    Mesoc Active Member

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    LOL, that was hillarious. I feel sorry for the dog though :p
     
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    Coolalex Banned

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    LOL! Your avatar reminds me of the joke so much!
     
    Coolalex, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    Lol, that is pretty damn funny. Kinda nasty at the same time, tho.
     
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    Oh my god, that is disgusting LOL.
     
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    I thought his wife would stop in the middle and say "Ok, now lets go fishing..." (!!!)
     
    Bender, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    I thought his wife would go fishing a ruin his day.
     
    rcj662, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    hahaha hilarious mate!
     
    ozJames, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    Hah... I'm so dumb. I thought you mean the 18 best jokes, not 18 and older.
     
    Lpspider, Mar 21, 2007 IP
  12. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Loooool ! Nice one Coolalex. Very funy. :D Post more jokes. :D
     
    Rohit patel, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    loool....i like it...
     
    fuse-box, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    #14
    lol ... good one .. thanks for sharing and keep posting cool stuff
     
    rays, Mar 21, 2007 IP
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    #15
    ahem.. you've probably already heard this one.
    A family that prays together.. has only one rosary.

    .. ok I'm done here..
     
    jo_cstd, Mar 22, 2007 IP
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    #16
    good one keep posting this type of funny stuff
     
    tarjan, Mar 22, 2007 IP
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    I like it ,I feel sorry about wife and dog,

    He is rude man :D
     
    KingofKings, Mar 22, 2007 IP
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    #18
    Lost count how many times i've heard this one, Roy 'Chubby' Brown usually throws it in to his routine; not sure if it originated from him, but definitely sounds like something that would.

    Still funny though :D
     
    kingcaw, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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    prilep Well-Known Member

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    Hahah this is great! Thanks for sharing.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    LoL hahaha....
    I think it needs to be up on my site, will make up my mind and do it :D
     
    Zerosleep, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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