14 Different Definitions of Kiss - :)

Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

 

These two are my favorite...

Ghajni ! Ghajni Dharmathma!

 

as a software developer, i will have to go with
Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

although this one is good too, in a nasty way
Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 

Prof. of chat :

 

Haha these are very good. Good work. Did you write them yourself?

 

i didn't write them...just found them somewhere

 

Professor of Politics: Kiss is the only way to fool someone very close when they close their eye

Did that sound right? I made it myself, If I didn't apology

Thansk

 

Nice definition of Kiss here.
I have enjoyed here.

 

I knew it! I've got to divorce my wife and look for a Prof of Chemistry.

 

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

i like this one...

 

I will add to the list:

Prof of Kitchen: Kiss recipe is very simple, but to make kiss taste better add a dash of clove and cardamom

Professor of Internet Marketing: Get a kiss from next-door girl; hype it as Madonna’s and sell in eBay

 

LOL. Really funny. Nice definition of kiss.

 

Lol Some Are Cool Some Are nasty,
I liked This Three
Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

 

these ones are the nicest...almost poetic

 

Hi,

Read all definitions.

Really interesting and funny.

Thank You Very Much for sharing.

 

This is a Webmaster Forum and we don't have a Webmaster's perspective of a kiss??

Here we go :

Kiss is a Do Follow mutual link exchange between two self hosted Lips.

 

Oh what a cute list Thanks!

 

lol...awesome dude....just add a high pr

 

nice thx...