100 ways NOT to get more (or any) sales

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by Game Producer, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. #1
    My 900th post, so wanted to do something bit more special (I wonder why that is... every time new 100 posts or 1000 posts is done)

    I'm not going to do all the work, so I want you to help me out with this. Let's list 100 ways that ain't NOT going to get any more sales (and then of course learn & do the opposite)

    1) whining
    2) complaining
    3) blaming google
    4) worrying that others make more money than you
    5) making useless posts 1079 times in forums
    6) focusing on just getting sales (instead of providing value for example)
    7) blaming government
    8) blaming family
    9) saying that you have stupid co-workers
    10) "knowing" everything
    11) being afraid of mistakes
    12) not doing mistakes (=mistakes are good way to learn)
    13) not having a mailing list
    14) not having partners that can help you with your sales
    15) ignoring feedback
    16) focusing on trolling
    17) being a smart-ass
    18) seeing that since Mr. Big-Internet-Marketing-Guru is making $109,005.00 in adsense sales, thinking that Adsense is the best option in your case (tip: it might be, or it might not - see next tip)
    19) not testing (your ads, products, prices... you name it)
    20) building Made-for-adsense sites
    21) fooling somebody in site/domain/link sales (you might fool once, but you cannot keep doing that for long - people make bigger sales with credible persons)
    22) thinking small
    23) having no goals (what are your objectives for year 2008?)
    24) not helping & thanking others
    25) not writing more tips to this list :rolleyes:

    There you go, the first 25 ideas that came to my mind.
     
    Game Producer, Jan 5, 2008 IP
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  2. Emperor

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    26) Sitting on you ass all day and not working on your projects.
     
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  3. seo4china

    seo4china Well-Known Member

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    27) Ignoring affiliate marketing
    28) Using free blogs (blogspot, wordpress) instead of paying a few bucks for a proper hosting account
     
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    guidyy Active Member

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    29) Having a crap About-us Contact-us page or not having them at all.
    30) Not having a Privacy policy
     
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  5. andyjames28

    andyjames28 Banned

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    charge users $$$s for info they can get for free with a google search
     
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    No, that is actually a good way to make money ;)
     
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  7. Game Producer

    Game Producer Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Heh, good catch ;)
     
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    31) Slow loading speeds.
    32) Host going down (no more sales, 100% guarantee :D).
     
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    drc4417 Peon

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    33) making a giant list

    sorry couldnt help it
     
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  10. Dollar

    Dollar Active Member

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    Thanks!
    lmao
    I've doing that quite often I think i'll get to work :p
     
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    frisby Well-Known Member

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    34) caring about others projects instead of yours...

    Nice thread.
     
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    siflur Well-Known Member

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    35) Never take a chance
    36) Trying to get none organic traffic.
    37) Not thinking about keywords/keyphrases
    38) Not doing research before starting a project
    39) Not getting online friends/partners
    40) Thinking that you can rank higher than microsoft.com
    41) Thinking you are smarter than Matt Cutts
    42) Thinking that you can buy a PR10 domain, upload a search engine script and beat Google
    43) Sitting up late at night trying to find stupid things not to do...
     
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    44) Making threads on forums about how to not make sales.
     
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    44 not having a goals
    45 not staying focused
     
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    siflur Well-Known Member

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    Hey! I got that in #43...
     
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    46) Over crowding your site with ads / popups.
     
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    47) if you have to take your site offline for any reason, having a clear notice saying you'll be back in the New year is ok I guess in the circumstances - but not pausing your adwords means you are just throwing money away ...(I've just this minute seen a site doing this)
     
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    48) Keyword stuffing.
     
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    Game Producer Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Best one so far :D
     
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