100 Keys wash up on shore

Ok so this pretty nuts,

My Girl friends go on holidays to the caymans islands get a hotel room on the

beach this morning they wake up make some coffee go out side, next thing

you know there are two drum like objects floating in the water with a white

milky substance around it. turns out its Coke and lot of it.

DP members what would you do in this case ??

 

time for some explosion fun..

I'd say keep rolling the drums/barrels and throwing/shuffing around untill the soda acts up..
then using their girly charm, tell some guy to open it for them

and kaboom!
Fun on island + April Fool accomplished

PS: where did keys come from? o0

 

What about the 100Keys?

 

for the last two replies:

not soda coke
keys = kilograms

 

do it all and kill myself

 

Sell it on, Make some money

 

You'd make quite a lot with 100Keys...better hope you don't get caught either.

 

I would not get involved. You will either get nicked or killed.

 

Thats why you split it up into smaller quantities and distribute it slowly

Although 100 keys, Wouldn't have to work again!

 

put on gloves and push them back into the water so they becomes someone elses problem

 

Sell them! Never have to work again...

 

Some of you are so funny cant believe you think its Soda LOL...

New update was left alone but lot washed up to shore. Selling it would be the

last thing my girls would do. would make a good film.

What you think 100kg would go for these days im thinking 2 million dollars.

Any Gueses??

Hmmm if you come close who knows maybe i share a tip on getting
better PPC rates. then again no clue what it sells for so will see who seems
to know what there talking about for the prize...

 

Whats really funny about this story is that last year on April the 1st the same thing happened to me.

 

I would check the fish into rehab.. The last thing you want is a load of junkie fish roaming the seafront robbing tourists..