1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job. 2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment. 3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating. 4. Brush your teeth while taking bath. 5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning. 6. If possible, wear your office dress in night. 7. Hire servants who will do everything for you. 8. Wear your clothes while traveling. 9. Buy a car. 10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.
Or you can do one thing.. Just login to DP and find a job. Then you don't have to get out of your house...
very Funny but in winter some time i use point no 2 The french Shower and now i am thinking about no 9.
I often do point 4 - that is brushing my teeth while standing under the shower. A car is what I already have and the last one is what I have done many a times. But rather than staying back at the office, I stay at a hotel or something close by in order to be early for the meeting or the presentation and thereby save the time spent in travelling.