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Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by TopNotchServices, Aug 6, 2015.

  1. #1
    Hi
    I have an unusual request - I need a poem/rhyme!

    The poem must be a parody of FAVORITE THINGS from the Sound Of Music but the subject matter is QUILTING.

    The original song goes like this:

    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    An example parody based on Old People:

    Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
    Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.
    SEMrush
    Another Example based on the TV show Supernatural:

    Plaid wearing brothers and trench coated angels,
    Salt-rounds and hell hounds and short shotgun barrels.
    Heavenly war and the 4 horseman's rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    So I need one based on QUILTING.

    You will only need to come up with 20 to 30 words or so because the last line will be 'THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS'

    The person with the best submission wins. You can send PM's if you don't want others stealing your creativity!
     
    TopNotchServices, Aug 6, 2015 IP
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    SEMrush
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    Looks and smells like a homework assignment......
     
    iamalive, Aug 11, 2015 IP