Hi I have an unusual request - I need a poem/rhyme! The poem must be a parody of FAVORITE THINGS from the Sound Of Music but the subject matter is QUILTING. The original song goes like this: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things An example parody based on Old People: Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. Another Example based on the TV show Supernatural: Plaid wearing brothers and trench coated angels, Salt-rounds and hell hounds and short shotgun barrels. Heavenly war and the 4 horseman's rings, These are a few of my favorite things. So I need one based on QUILTING. You will only need to come up with 20 to 30 words or so because the last line will be 'THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS' The person with the best submission wins. You can send PM's if you don't want others stealing your creativity!