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10 Cheesy Marketing Jokes!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Descard, Feb 21, 2021.

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    Hey! Because it's very important to laugh at ourselves, a compilation of maketers cheesy jokes. Hope you like. :3

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    1) How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    - None. They've automated it.


    2) What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?

    - Enable cookies.


    3) Why did the naughty lead's phone ring at 1 am.?

    - For a booty call-to-action.


    4) What's a personality trait of a bad marketer?

    - Anti-social.


    5) Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?

    - He was worried about his bounce rate.


    6) Why can't a lead date a religious marketer?

    - Because she'll always be trying to convert him.


    7) A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, "Why's everyone staring?" The bartender says ...

    - "Cuz your ALT tag is showing."


    8) Knock, knock.

    - Who's there?
    - Interruptive marketer
    - Interruptive marke--

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    9) Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?

    - Because they weren't on the same landing page.


    10) What is a pirate's favorite piece of marketing content?

    - A webinAAAAR!
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    All right pals, now it's your turn to tell us some jokes you know. c:
     
    Descard, Feb 21, 2021 IP
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    Advertising Terms Explained

    NEW - Different color from previous design.

    ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

    EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

    UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

    FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

    ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

    IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

    FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

    HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

    FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

    REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed. We hope.

    DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

    YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

    BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

    MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

    MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

    SOLID-STATE - Heavy as anything!

    HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.
     
    JoeSpirit, Feb 22, 2021 at 12:05 PM IP
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    Hhahaha I like it! :D
     
    Descard, Feb 23, 2021 at 10:11 AM IP
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    I nicknamed my cat “The Vast Majority of Social Media,” because he doesn’t like me, follow me, or share anything.

    And I nicknamed my dog “Number of Twitter Followers,” because he doesn’t pay the bills but he makes me feel important.
     
    jrbiz, Feb 25, 2021 at 3:41 AM IP
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    Ohh, now I understand why they call your dog's trainer 'CPA Boy'; he does pay his debts thanks to Number of Twitter Followers. XD
     
    Descard, Feb 25, 2021 at 5:09 AM IP
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    More jokes. c:

    1. Where’s the best place to hide a body?

    The second page of Google

    2. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, drinking house, grill, beer, wine, whiskey…

    3. Why didn't the marketing couple get married?
    They weren’t on the same landing page.

    4. How do you know when you're doing too much email marketing?
    You look for the “unsubscribe” link on a postcard.

    5. Why did the priest hire a marketing consultant?

    To improve his conversion rate.
     
    Descard, Feb 25, 2021 at 3:01 PM IP