10 Best Things About Being Single

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coldie, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. #1
    Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:

    1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.

    2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.

    3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "

    4. You can make your own decisions.

    5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.

    6. You have no one to clean up after.

    7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.

    8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.

    9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.

    10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
     
    Coldie, Sep 19, 2007 IP
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    forumrating Notable Member

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    still i would like not to be single :p , though im single for now with full freedom.
     
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  3. diskwizz

    diskwizz Active Member

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    single means constantly on the lookout for your next sh*g....i couldnt be handling that. Ill settle for being married anyday ;)
     
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    I'm totally enjoying the single life. As for being single forever, only time will tell.
     
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    I miss doing this. My girlfriend always complain when I look at other girls.
     
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    davewashere Active Member

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    #6
    These are also the 10 best things about having an awesome girlfriend.
     
    davewashere, Sep 19, 2007 IP
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    I have to say i agree with davewashere more :D.
     
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    diskwizz Active Member

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    I am lucky that my missus will point out a fit girl and say "would ya?"
    :)
     
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    Bebicul Writer

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    #9
    Single sucks. There are hundreds of "worst things about being single"
     
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    Tell me about it :D !
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    11. You can be 30 years old and...still be a virgin!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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    chant Well-Known Member

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    11. Being single means not having to cuddle with your hand after sex or promise to call your hand the next day.
     
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  13. selltrib

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    My G/f and I still do that :p always perving on other women :eek:
     
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    13? You can stay up till 3:00 am on DP and sleep until noon the next day! :D
     
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    But being single mean no sex on tap!! thats pretty eekie if you ask me! i require it to function.
     
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    #16
    Makes sense. But whether you're single or not, it doesn't matter as long as you're happy with what you have and who you are. :)
     
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  17. flash902007

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    #17
    Nice post, and i like some of the things in the post, but i HATE being single. i split up with my girlfriend of 5 years about 7 months ago, and been single ever since. definately prefer being in a relationship
     
    flash902007, Sep 19, 2007 IP
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    indyonline Prominent Member

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    #18
    lol. Great post. Everyone should just stay single. well... maybe not, the population would go down. Stay single!!!!!
     
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    And after 30 years plan to get married or still virgin :D:D
     
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    Right now since im still young and not looking forwrd to getting married yet then it rocks a lot to be single. There's too much freedom. No big responsibilities yet like bringing food in the table for the family or sending kids to school. Aacck
     
    maxpayne_20000, Sep 20, 2007 IP