Selling $1 LOGO'S... samples inside and also testimonials

Discussion in 'Design' started by kahmed09, Jul 31, 2012.

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    I am a professional Logo designer. and will make you an amazing logo using Paint.

    I have been designing logos for around 6 minutes.
    Having attempted to sell my services for $1000 dollars per logo... to my shock and horror i received no orders. I was deeply hurt but as i promised my dieing goldfish i would never give up my dream of designing logos!

    here are some samples of my work.
    I am indeed a master at this fine art as you can agree after seeing these...

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    This is for a basic website like google or something... or a blog... and comes with a free joke if you order today.

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    If you run a website selling items.... then you would need a logo like this... it is very convincing when i was making it i even tried to buy it myself.

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    I can also design self portraits too. Here is me and my make believe girlfriend. her name is John.

    But dont just take my word for it!! here are some REAL testimonials that have been emailed to me from people about my logos....



    "Are you blind and your logos are so crappy"

    "I want my money back!!"

    and my personal favourite...

    "This is your bank... your account has been hacked and due to this we require you to send us your bank details replying to this email"


    If you are still reading and you are not convinced... i am also selling an ebook.

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    I am a Billionaire but i want to sell this ebook for $20.... i was selling it for $299 before but i want to help poor people like you. Its mainly just some stuff thats already on the internet but i put it together for you. remember i am rich and i just want to help you selling this book... i make $10000000 a day! thats why its so cheap.




    Hope i get lots of orders because i need money to buy drugs.

    this is me if you dont...
     

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  2. maartenvr

    maartenvr Member

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    #2
    wow.... very funny
     
    maartenvr, Jul 31, 2012 IP
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    robo-cop Active Member

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    are you serious? i cant believe i took the time to read this much less someone writing it.
     
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  4. kahmed09

    kahmed09 Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Dead serious!
    and it pretty much sums up 99% of logo sellers here. They spend hours making logos and say "i will make you a logo like this for $10" and then when you buy from them they give you something they knocked up in 2mins!
    At least im honest
     
    kahmed09, Aug 13, 2012 IP