Due to the fact michael jackson is already 99% plastic, he will not cremated. He will be melted into lego blocks so that younger generations can play with him for a change
lol...i dunno if i should laugh at that or not. He was 99% plastic though. No matter what he did throughout his life..he was one helluva performer. R.I.P MJ.
I'm sure that's a joke, although you're absolutely correct that cremation regulations are pretty strict. The idea that little children could end up playing with Michael Jackson is quite perverse... and back to front!