Nine words women use...

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    Nine words women use...


    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
      right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
      Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
      minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
      and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
      usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
      often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
      idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
      with you about nothing.. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
      can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
      before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
      you're welcome.
    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
      this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
      is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
      wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
     
    UKmember, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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  2. nihangshah

    nihangshah Prominent Member

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    #2
    For a woman,
    No means YES!!!
    Yes means NO!!!!
     
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  3. levampire

    levampire Active Member

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    #3
    You guys are RIGHT !

    So Right, Especially with the "WHATEVER"
     
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  4. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #4
    Brilliant post and I completely agree with you 100%. :D
     
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    idigtravel Peon

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    #5
    Great! Now that the secret is out about "whatever" - I'll have to find another annoying saying. :)
     
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    cool_dude Peon

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    #6
    Wow superb post.Here's the decoded version for women's language.Guys hold your tongue here after.I like that "that's okay" part.
     
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  7. Kim-Webgirl

    Kim-Webgirl Peon

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    #7
    Those nine words are so correct
     
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  8. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #8
    I'ld like to add one more word women use ;)

    "OMG" :D

    DON.
     
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  9. Brandon Sheley

    Brandon Sheley Illustrious Member

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    #9
    cute list, +rep'd :D
     
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  10. Ecreation

    Ecreation Active Member

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    #10
    Completely agree.
    And sometimes they can grill you with their eyes , without saying anything .
     
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    niveditaloveu Peon

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    #11
    It's really Nice
     
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    fancymouj Peon

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    #12
    i agree with you. if we go anywhere you will find this words in any girl around the world.:D
     
    fancymouj, Oct 6, 2008 IP
  13. loverdp

    loverdp Well-Known Member

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    #13
    Great post dude.The perfect list.Nice going keep it up.
     
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    #14
    hehe great one.. but some women don't say anything at all.. they use their body language..

    :D
     
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    #15

    ...while thinking one of the above words...
     
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    spidro Well-Known Member

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    #16
    soo true
    but i use some these words sometimes :D
     
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    #17
    Really good and thanks for sharing this information with us. In these my favorite is five minutes.

    -----------------------------------------
    Bindu Jaisankar
     
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    scubita Peon

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    #18
    :) So true my friend, so true! :p
     
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    Stroh Notable Member

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    #19
    lol. Nice list, I hear those quite often.
     
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    #20
    It's a good list.. I am going to post it on my blog so I will be careful whenever I speak with women...
     
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