At super market

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lightstarm2k, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. #1
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
    She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.ʼ
    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
    'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
    your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??? ʽ
    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

    :D:D:D
     
    lightstarm2k, Jul 9, 2008 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    Awesome :D
     
    Kerosene, Jul 9, 2008 IP
  3. chandan123

    chandan123 Prominent Member

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    #3
    he he lol

    a shock from teacher :D
     
    chandan123, Jul 9, 2008 IP
  4. lycos

    lycos Well-Known Member

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    #4
    LoL :D
    I just can't imagine how he want to retract back the statement and pretend nothing happen.
    Worst part is, I wonder if the teachers know his wife as well :D
     
    lycos, Jul 9, 2008 IP
  5. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #5
    Lol... That is so embarrass. :D
     
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  6. jerwin

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    #6
    :eek: Poor guy :D
     
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  7. mishsu

    mishsu Banned

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    #7
    hahaha..that was funny.
     
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    #8
    Very nice. I hope to see more teachers like that :D
     
    cool_78, Jul 9, 2008 IP
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    #9
    awesome joke, would be better if the teacher knew his wife..
     
    X Streety X, Jul 9, 2008 IP
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    #10
    It is important to not talk to strangers
     
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    #11
    That's so funny! :D

    OMG! I want to see his reaction on the reply! :D
     
    web_hunk, Jul 9, 2008 IP
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    xmartel Active Member

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    #12
    lol, nice one.
     
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    #13
    LOL! good one
     
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    #14
    I feel stupid because I had to read it twice to get it....
     
    misha_val, Jul 9, 2008 IP
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    #15
    Omg, I think the man should be ashamed of himself...lol

    BTW, great joke here :D
     
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    #16
    LOL.That was really funny.Good joke.You make me laugh.
     
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    #17
    I didn't get it.... What did I miss!
     
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    #18
    Hehe nice joke :)
     
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    #19
    That was really good, didn't he feel like an idiot????
     
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    #20
    fuuny daddy:D
     
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