By doing SEO or if you want to get to no.1 position in a month use "Ticcasomukeadweadereefdgfsdfdsgf" as your targeted keyword for sure youll be on top. You can also pay Google to put you on their ads youll be on first page in no time By doing SEO if you have no idea what is SEO go to this site an read on http://www.seomoz.org/
Ticcaso, nobody uses that weird keyword so if your page contains that keyword, search engines have no other page to display but yours. That's number one.
First thing you need to do...search keywords. Search for keywords which have really very good number of daily search and very less competition. Trust me you'll get such keywords if you are dedicated to find them, it may take 2- 3 days or weeks. Once you get such keywords...do start doing seo...By this time you must come to know what is seo. Write perfect title and meta tags. Write keyword rich content. Write articles. Do some link building and directory submissions. One sincere advice - don't write for search engine, write for target visitors. In fact, now a days.....search engines like what target visitors need. If you want quick PR and quick #1 than....put really good informative content on site and buy high Pr links from busy sites. Don't do over optimization....just do right optimization. Good Luck
Write all your keywords on a A4 paper and send it to google through DHL J/K Enter the keywords within the content of your website as well as in META tags. Just keep doing directory submissions, link exchanges, etc. Google will find you automatically
The best way to do it is to phone your competitors and tell them to shut down their sites. It'll be a little expensive long distance wise unless you get Vonage. You can click on any Vonage banner to get Vonage. Once you have phoned them all, check to see if you have any other competitors on the first page. Repeat the same thing until they are all gone. If you have a slow time maybe read these forums for additional help! also try to PM Nintendo or Fryman and ask them. They are a great help!
And put your keywords on your Title, h1, alt tags and ofcourse in your text content but dont make it look like a spam..
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How about my suggestion above BTW I have 62 kilos . I have no. 1 ranking for my name in google. Do you think my 62 kilo is the main reason behind my ranking ?
I'm laughing so hard. Sounds like a 8 year old trying to build a top rank site (no offense, sorry) Yeah it's super easy to get top rank, just target super duper unique keywords... Example: advice on how to get top rank on google.com the number one search engine in the world. If you targeted those keywords, for sure you'll get top rank.