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Marketing 101

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by wildbad, Jul 6, 2008.

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    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
     
    wildbad, Jul 6, 2008 IP
  2. Dave90210

    Dave90210 Well-Known Member

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    Love it great comparisons!
     
    Dave90210, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    Mikesblank Active Member

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    hehe I'd definately pass you some +rep if you wrote those yourself, still classic though.
     
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    autox Peon

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    That was pretty good.. :)

    Thanks,
     
    autox, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    fabriciogr Active Member

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    ha ha .. brilliant.

    :cool: :cool:
     
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    Wow, I'm going to send then to my old marketing prof. ha.
     
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    so say you get her in bed, but it turns out you have herpes. is that viral marketing? :D
     
    ChrisTeachesGuitar, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    They are good.

    True as well :p

    Who says marketing isn't fun? ;)
     
    Luke Beale, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    NICE

    bobkat
     
    bobkat, Jul 6, 2008 IP