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why Insanely so many so called "ONLINE GURUS"

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by rahmanalwi, Jun 19, 2008.

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    I was wondering, why there are so many ... i mean really so many "Online Gurus" out there who willing to teach you how to make money non stop easily online.

    If their method is true... why don't they use for themself and make money non stop rather than promoting their sales page everyday...:confused:
     
    rahmanalwi, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    those who can, do. those who can't, teach.

    They just want to make money from you!
     
    ahkip, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    wyattt Active Member

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    I completely agree. It's a BS term and I automatically ignore anyone who calls themselves a guru in online marketing. Most of the time they have some crappy affiliate method that wouldn't even be worth hearing about for free.
     
    wyattt, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    JeffC Well-Known Member

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    So called gurus first off want to stroke their own ego, and build them up to look like experts in a field and then sell you their secrets.

    a sham.
     
    JeffC, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    Rajaie Active Member

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    They really aren't gurus. Just some people trying to make a quick buck, or are probably affiliates.
     
    Rajaie, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    Is there anyone who is shameless enough to put the world "super" infront of their title like "Super Affiliate Mindset Camels" and "super fugly john chow"
     
    ahkip, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    surf4fun Peon

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    i am a super star.. i can make millions out of 1 single page.. doing nothing..
    Just some text graphics opt-in form and call to action (come see how to rank no 1 in google under 30mins buy my books now..instant download bla bla..or some affiliate page with stickers and google adsense banners)

    i am more better then Shahrukh khan.. or George w Bush. Hilary Clinton Paris Hilton

    I dont even have to move from my pc..
    the earth moves around me..
    if i dont wake up at night.. internet visitors will cry all day for my absense..

    I quitted my school when i was 12
    I quitted my day job when i was 19
    I quitted my real business when i was 21
    I quitted my wife when i first saw internet porn
    I quitted my family members when i saw my dollars coming from internet
    I quitted the entire society when my paypal got big


    I just love to seat on bathroom with laptop and write and update content..
    I find everything online youtube ebay google.. so lost any need for outside world

    I tell my friends to meet me online.. as i never exist offline other then the bathroom.. which i cannot invite them in..


    I eat money and nothing else.. i drink links all day night

    I will do anything for top position in google..

    I even kill(without knife or gun) or rip other webmasters when ever needed to maintain my status..

    I teach noobs.. They must learn.. They must not go to school college job business wife parents and not waiste any time on anything in life.. they must and must seat back like me all day.. and read and build content and content and content and build links and links and links and links.. until the last blood dries out.. until the last breath is reached.. until ..!! when they die.. they must give me their links their pages their noble work income proof etc.. so i can give example and screenshots to other noobs who will follow..


    I am WEB GURU . A biggest asset to mankind.. More then what Prophets or angels could do.. I teach+scam.. And I am proud of myself..


    You can be too

    Join my affiliate link you see in my signature.. now!!

    Offer closes tomorrow!!
    Tomorow never comes!!
     
    surf4fun, Jun 19, 2008 IP
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    JeffC Well-Known Member

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    haha
    +rep, I need a good smile.
     
    JeffC, Jun 19, 2008 IP