Dude, it is time to learn Chinese

As a chinese, i feel like i have the responsibility to teach my fellow foreigner some chinese. If you have problem communicate with a chinese kid, use one of these

1) That is not right…………………….Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………….Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…………………………..Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?………………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table…………..Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift…………..Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here……………….Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………………No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………………Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile…………Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive…………..Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great………………………………Fa Kin Su Pah

 

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oops... Double post

 

Thanks for the post. Now I can impress my Chinese friends

 

my Mom's half-chinese but i dont know how to speak the language.....

 

Are you sure this is chinese? Did you write this yourself or you get the post somewhere else?

 

You can learn any language if you are in love with that particular language spoken lover. Otherwise it is very difficult task to learn languages. Love can make any thing possible.

 

i love to learn French....i really do.

 

Thanks for the tutorial,very informative

 

They'll probably laugh at you. I don't think it's real Chinese. I'm sure I've seen these jokes on another forum.

A basic guide (please correct if wrong):

Hello - ni hao
How are you? - ni hao ma?
I am good - wo hen hao
I am bad - wo hen huai
angel - tian shi
devil - mo gui (it can be interpreted in different way)
good night - wan an
stupid - er bai wu (literally, it means "1 in 250" or something along those lines, but it's used to mean stupid)
good evening - wan shang hao
enjoy your meal - ni chi hao
good - hao
bad - huai
thank you - xiexie (although, someone Chinese say it should be spelt xie-xie and others xie xie)
love - ai

For now, that's all I remember. By the way, there are many different Chinese dialects and even people who say speak Mandarin (simplified Chinese) but live in Malaysia might not understand what by "er bai wu" or "ni chi hao" mean.

 

Great! LOL

 

lol that is a great chinese

 

That's just a joke....i saw it on some joke site. My mon speak english that way, she 've got big big accent. She was so piss when i show her this

ryan_uk's list is real chinese. However those are too formal and no one talk that way. At least not me..when i have time i can make a list of how "real" chinese talk

 

Rofl - Awesome post!!

Regards.

 

lol of course the first post is a joke, read the chinese part out loud if you can't tell.

 

nice....i've been learning some chinese too cause i have a chinese friend.

 

saow o how - i love you