50 Ways You Can Ruin Your Website Contributions by the experts on the DigitalPoint and Sitepoint forums.
1)Overnight double the charges for your services/products without notification, reason or explanation to your customers 2)Remove all contact details from your site and/or don't reply to emails/calls from your customers 3)Change the layout of your site every few days 4)Change the URL to your site without a re-direction in place 5)Insert a ton of meta keywords exactly the same ~ Google no like 6)Remove terms of service and copyright 7)Post on as many forums as you can self libellous stuff.
For ecommerce sites: Security warning on the payment page (use a shared certificate) Non-secure link to a script (security error on all secure pages) Offer a 50% discount on the payment page but don't tell 'em where the coupon is. Sell items under cost then hit 'em with massive shipping charges. Write code like WalMart (example of online business that died)
-post about " How to Kill Google" and "How to Destroy Yahoo Services!" -on your html content .. challange a hacker " Whoever hacks my site will get a prize.." - make fun of "Bill Gates" - talk about Bubble Gum on your Farming website! - get some hackers and give access on your server. - get some "COWS" and let them type your content. - pay for blog comments and articles and ask people to post spams. - lastly " code your website on moon". with no oxygen and food supply.
Put a windows logo on it Build it in dream weaver Use ASP(Assfuck Server Pages) Have cursor trails of bill gaytes dick Have a big banner of balmir face roll in with a link to windows.com
really? you had a bad experience with 1&1 - i'd like more details if u don't mind i am an affiliate for them and i don't like to promote things that aren't of great quality (call me naive )
Interesting read. Really loved to read some of the funnier comments in here. This is something one must NEVER do.
CLOSED PLEASE...no more! The guy has already made his article and thanked us for it...let this thread die!
Block access to IE users and force a re-direct to Firefox---- this can be redirected with affiliate linking