* You use keyword tools to name your children. * You buy birthday gifts for your relatives through your affiliate links. * You get physically exhausted doing the Google Dance. * You check your server stats more than your blood pressure and you think their may be a correlation. * You write keyword rich poetry. * You regularly check the availability of the domain name, “Yahoo.com†just in case they’ve forgotten to renew. * Your wife informs you that you’re hosting dinner. You tell her you are sure that dinner.com, .net, .org, etc. domains are already taken. * Customer service asks you to verify your address. You give them your IP. * You rate and review your own website listing. Hehe just find it somewhere and thought to share here
These are quite true Our lives gravitate around online business , but I must confess I'm not a full webmaster yet reading your list but I'm close