MAMA,s BIBLE...... Very Funny Story [Must Read]

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and
you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I
had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to
the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter
and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and I have
my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought
was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It
could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my
hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the
gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
Thank you."

Love
Mama
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haha..lol..good joke

 

And their mom just ate the $2,000,000+ parrot.

 

hahahahah good joke

poor bird

 

Hmm.. I don't get the "The chicken was delicious" part. Did she ate the parrot?

 

Yeah She ate the Parrot . Because may be she was not so good at eye sight

 

LOL! I thought the mother would be inspired or touched about the parrot not eat it

 

LMAO...she ate the bible parrot.Very funny joke

 

DO parrots Taste like chicken ??

 

i dont knoww, i never tasted a parrot

 

LOL...quite funny this joke

 

ROFL, this' awesome!!!

 

BIG LOL :d

 

Yep yep!