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Your funniest suicide...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ohmannomma, Apr 20, 2008.

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    Let's say that you get banned from google when you have 20000 in your adsense account, but you still have to pay 8000 to adwords, and everything in all the aspects of your life is going accordingly: you find your wife in bed with your best friend, you loose your job, and your car got distroyed by an elephant escaped from the circus the day after the insurance cover is expired.. etc..
    Lets say you have a good matter..
    But you dont want to loose your proverbial funny attitude towards life..
    What will you be your suicide like?
     
    ohmannomma, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  2. 5starpix

    5starpix Notable Member

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    I wouldn't suicide for that...
     
    5starpix, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  3. twistedspikes

    twistedspikes Notable Member

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    #3
    what the hell?
     
    twistedspikes, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  4. theanand

    theanand Active Member

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    maybe he is asking for the funniest reason for suicidE?
     
    theanand, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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    terminator69 Notable Member

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    OP: you are a very strange person. Are you a serial killer by any chance?
     
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  6. BlueDevilMedia

    BlueDevilMedia Well-Known Member

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    #6
    wtf? suicide?

    1. Just email Google and politely tell them since your Adsense check isn't coming then their Adwords check isn't coming either.

    2. Thank your best friend for keeping your wife happy since you obviously are too busy trying not to get banned from Adsense.

    3. Who cares about the damn car? Ride the elephant to market! Bet you won't have to worry about no one cutting you off now...
     
    BlueDevilMedia, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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  7. georgecotton

    georgecotton Peon

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    I'd go and bomb the googleplex and all the root domain name servers and take down the internets with me!!!
     
    georgecotton, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  8. ohmannomma

    ohmannomma Active Member

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    I am not a serial killer and i would only to read some strange stories and funny fantasies..
    and in the case i will open a site on this..

    btw thanks for the solidariety.. the facts in the opening post are only fictional by now.. well i got an adsense and adwords account closed with those figures a couple of years ago but i never thought about suicide. ehhehe..
     
    ohmannomma, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  9. sheilasultani

    sheilasultani Peon

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    #9
    I like it!
     
    sheilasultani, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  10. BlueDevilMedia

    BlueDevilMedia Well-Known Member

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    For some reason I'm not buying this lol
     
    BlueDevilMedia, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  11. Nora

    Nora Well-Known Member

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    You want to kill yourself because of Adsense?
    I really don't get it.. I'm not that suicidal so I don't really know of funny situations that would make me want to die :S
     
    Nora, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  12. oldmentor

    oldmentor Banned

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    Cool answer!:cool:
     
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  13. Karen May Jones

    Karen May Jones Prominent Member

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    Perfect! I'm not that suicidal either. In fact, I have a hard enough time just trying to stay alive!:eek:
     
    Karen May Jones, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  14. gamedawgs

    gamedawgs Guest

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    all I will say is i live 10 minutes from Google Bwahahah
     
    gamedawgs, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  15. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    If all my family and friends died and I had nothing not even a house of food I wouldnt kill myself.

    I would survive. Suicide is really not a good idea. As for adsense, there could be 1 billion in there. Who cares.
     
    mikey1090, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  16. ohmannomma

    ohmannomma Active Member

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    buy it.. i used to own info-zap.com and many others.. mfa arbitrage from　9000 to over 250000 euros in 10 months. google sent me xmas present in 2005 and fired my adsense account on 16 august 2006..

    but it doesnt concern the thread. the thread was infact an idea to see if dp is really revenue sharing his profits.. Yes it is...
     
    ohmannomma, Apr 20, 2008 IP
  17. mybluehair

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    first of all, I would never let my adsense get up to 20,000. But if all that did happen, my killing would be quick and painless. maybe an overdose of my fav. drug :)
     
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  18. ohmannomma

    ohmannomma Active Member

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    what you mean? 20000 was in 15 days..
     
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    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    I dont know about me but if you you commit suicide, just remember, we are friends ;)
    and that'll be when the real funny part for me come in :p

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. ohmannomma

    ohmannomma Active Member

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    nice diagram of life... ehehe
     
    ohmannomma, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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