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Why Email Is Like A Male Reproductive Organ

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sheilasultani, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. #1
    Why E-Mail is like a Male Reproductive Organ :p

    1. Some folks have it, some don't.

    2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

    3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

    4. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

    5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

    6. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

    7. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

    8. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

    9. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

    10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

    11. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in a whole lot of trouble.
     
    sheilasultani, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    5starpix Notable Member

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    #2
    haha..nice post..enjoyed it..lol :p

    so many creative threads these days
     
    5starpix, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    clark71822 Peon

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    lol...great post...*takes his e-mail and plays with it*
     
    clark71822, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Ha ha this is hilarious
     
    w3bmaster, Apr 12, 2008 IP
  5. GameOver

    GameOver Well-Known Member

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    #5
    lol, funny post. rep added :)
     
    GameOver, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    jkrish41 Banned

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    #6
    Hahaha, Very funny!!! :)
     
    jkrish41, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    Stroh Notable Member

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    #7
    lol I enjoyed that one.
     
    Stroh, Apr 12, 2008 IP
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #8
    Nice resemblance ;) I was really amused reading those:p Thanks for a good laugh:)
     
    EvcRo, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    #9
    A very good imagination and it is really funny. Any comparison for the other one :p
     
    dairyman, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    cool_78 Guest

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    #10
    LOL! Nice comparison there :D
     
    cool_78, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    Hahaha - nice one :D
     
    scart3r, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #12
    Now I know why I'm like zis... Number 9 sez it all :D
     
    vibinhari, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    Algert Well-Known Member

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    #13
    hehehehe ! nice one lol !
    can't stop laughing ! :D
     
    Algert, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    carol.prime Active Member

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    I like that dude! LOL. :D
     
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    oldmentor Banned

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    lol....... thats funny. nice post:)
     
    oldmentor, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    Nora Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Super! :D
    I really like this one: 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
     
    Nora, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    #17
    Thanks for sharing :eek:
     
    jamiesc, Apr 15, 2008 IP
  18. vibinhari

    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #18
    No need to thank me dude... as long as you all bow down to me and accept me as your leader :p
     
    vibinhari, Apr 15, 2008 IP
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    #19
    Haha, I love #3 :D
     
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    Cylon Peon

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    #20
    I'd like to see some comparison for erectile dysfunction
     
    Cylon, Apr 15, 2008 IP