The new and Improved "Hire me because I kick ***" thread!

Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by Jackuul, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. #1
    Let me start off by saying, thank you, to my loyal customers, and also saying thank you to the DP community. Now on to business.

    I have been writing here for nearly a year, I have done hundreds upon hundreds of articles, and I have also been working on other things. I would like to increase my customer base, so, until April 3rd I am running a super deal where instead of paying .03, or .025, you only have to pay .02 per word. This is an exceptionally reasonable rate (you're robbing me) considering the kind of content I can do.

    For more details on pricing, and basically about me, I have set up this lovely site to help you decide. Decide on what, you may ask? Why, how many articles you are going to buy from me. Consider the advantages of an experienced content writer who knows what he is doing, and puts in 100% effort for every order he gets. Consider that I have been doing this for a very long time now, and I know how to make a good article.

    Consider the fact I hold 300 kittens hostage.

    Now then, as you can see from the site I have set up I can pretty much do what is needed in article form, and I can do very well if given as much info as possible. I don't mean research, I mean exactly what you want from the article and the subject matter. Too many people seem to think that if you give a writer one subject, and no keywords, that they will know what you want. This sadly, isn't the case. I prefer to know what keywords (if any) and what subject matter down to the nitty gritty you want to have written about.

    I want to be as accurate as possible, so that you are as happy as possible, and that means the kittens stay happy too.

    Now then, I will also send you an example excel sheet to make it easy to give me exactly the information I need to make your articles pretty much perfect, and to make sure you are very satisfied.

    Also, after I have completed an order, please leave a positive iTrader, a few folk have forgotten that little tidbit of appreciation after a good order. Those that have not, let me take a moment to say "Thank you" again. Thank you.

    Now, for more information, simply visit This site I set up - and then send me a PM.

    Thanks!
    Have a content day.
     
    Jackuul, Mar 29, 2008 IP
  2. guerilla

    guerilla Notable Member

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    #2
    Jackuul is currently working on a project for me, and has done work for me in the past. I highly recommend him for readable, high quality, useful content.
     
    guerilla, Mar 29, 2008 IP
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  3. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Thank you Guerilla! In addition to working on his project, and am free right now to take on work for the entire month of April, and May! In fact I probably have enough time to do over 100 articles or more in April! All with that same great quality that I guarantee.
     
    Jackuul, Mar 30, 2008 IP
  4. Ms EnaJean

    Ms EnaJean Peon

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    #4
    I like the sense of humor. At least I hope you don't really have 300 cats at your disposal. I will pm you.
     
    Ms EnaJean, Mar 30, 2008 IP
  5. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #5
    I try to catch people's attention as best I can. If it means I have to bring in Mr. Paws and Co. I will :p
     
    Jackuul, Mar 30, 2008 IP
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    lightless Notable Member

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    #6
    SUCCESS STORY :cool:

    I couldn't get resist the temptation to get articles written by jackuul for one of my websites, even though i am a content writer myself. And so i did.

    Really good writing. A good dose of humour where it is appropriate, great grammar, easy to read articles and no compromise on the information required in the article.

    IMHO He's worth every damn penny and more :)
     
    lightless, Mar 30, 2008 IP
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  7. Ms EnaJean

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    #7
    The articles written for me were difficult subjects and both of them are creatively superior to anything else I have read and I believe I have read them all. Love the sprinkles ! Write On, Joette
     
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  8. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Thank you Lightless and thank you Ms EnaJean!
     
    Jackuul, Apr 2, 2008 IP
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    Pumba Peon

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    #9
    Just received my order - 20 articles in total.

    I have to tell you - I used different authors before but this guy is awesome - those are best articles I bought so far.

    GREAT work!. Thanks again.
    Reply With Quote
     
    Pumba, Apr 7, 2008 IP
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  10. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Well, I have filled all my orders, and I am again looking for more orders to fill! Take a look at all those satisfied customers - order content from me and you could be one of them too!

    Still only .02 cents per word!
     
    Jackuul, Apr 11, 2008 IP
  11. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #11
    I'm looking to do between 5-10 articles per day (of about 500 words each - since people seem to find these popular) this week, and I am extending my price benefit to all DP members because I need the work.

    Well written content, just .02 cents per word.
     
    Jackuul, Apr 13, 2008 IP
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    IamZ Peon

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    #12
    Hit me up. I always need content and it sounds like you do good work.
     
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  13. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #13
    All orders have been cleared, and I am ready to take on more! I will have all weekend plus Thursday and Friday preceding the weekend to work - so hit me up if you need some content work done!

    Still that same price, a full cent cheaper than what I normally do, of just .02 a word. That's 33% off from 3 cents a word.
     
    Jackuul, Apr 24, 2008 IP
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    MH Giant Active Member

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    #14
    Thanks for all your help Jackuul.. I will definetly recommend your services.. :)
     
    MH Giant, Apr 25, 2008 IP
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    Shalini Kagal Member

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    #15
    Wonderful blog! I don't have any work to give out right now but I know who I'm going to get in touch with the moment I do - and maybe you need to charge a bit more than .02 a word :)
     
    Shalini Kagal, Apr 26, 2008 IP
  16. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Why thank you!

    The reason that I don't charge like .05 or .10 a word yet is because no one would ever order from me, and then I would starve.
     
    Jackuul, Apr 26, 2008 IP
  17. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    #17
    I am now currently taking orders again. Only a few though, nothing Uber-Major.
     
    Jackuul, Jul 18, 2008 IP