Blond calls her boyfriend and tells him she has a new Tiger Puzzle and wanted to see of he would come over drink some wine and help put it together..He agrees, and they set the time for 7pm. As he arrives she walks him over to the table with the puzzle all scattered on the table... He says" Lets drink that wine first" About 2 Bottles later he looks at her all bright eyed.. " Honey I think we should go put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!" Not meaning to Hijack.. Just wanted to share.. So Your thread, Your Jokes,,, =)
Here is the one I read about today: Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
Haha that made me smirk, you guys are funny men! Guys we have some funny comedians on the forums...haha!