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The Worlds Shortest Fairytale!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kel, Mar 16, 2008.

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    I just got this in an email from my soon to be mother in law.

    Do you think she's trying to tell me something? :p


    The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale.

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

    The End
     
    Kel, Mar 16, 2008 IP
  2. mybluehair

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    Think I'll go tell that to my 4 year old daughter right now! even the "never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass" part
     
    mybluehair, Mar 16, 2008 IP
  3. Kel

    Kel Well-Known Member

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    Haha maybe re-phrase it though... :p
     
    Kel, Mar 16, 2008 IP
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    DON'T. Let the kids know what the world is all about, you'll only waste their time if you don't tell them beforehand since they'll spend lots of it trying to figure out.

    IT
     
    Correctus, Mar 16, 2008 IP
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    Well, I might have to re-tell the story because they won't understand.
     
    prinzcy, Mar 16, 2008 IP
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    And this is a fairy tale? And i thought it was the life story of my neighbour... :D
     
    scubita, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    sound interesting for a short tale :D
     
    xaralee, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    nice fairy tale !..... its more like a fact :D ... keep posting such stuff !.. i love reading it !
     
    johnrobinson, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    I enjoyed very much your fairytale!!!
     
    EvcRo, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    i like your fairytale also & its excellent
     
    hello_welcome, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    So that moral is.... :D
     
    Abhik, Mar 17, 2008 IP
  12. Kel

    Kel Well-Known Member

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    Stay single and be happy! :p

    All that being said I'm hoping to get married this year after putting it off for the last 2. :D
     
    Kel, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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    this is the first time I can memorize the whole story!
    i feel special now haha
     
    kaung, Mar 17, 2008 IP
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