someone just said this to me and i find it quite strange "What's the strangest thing someone's ever said to you?"
lol was said by a friend in a pub. On the internet it's fine but it just extends the geek status to the maximum to use internet shorthand over a pool table in a pub.
i'm not a geek but i do say lol in real life because i know this pissed alot of people off, i like pissing off strangest thing said to me.... hm... i think it was intimate i will get banned for saying it here
"Do any one one here speak English?" That was asked to me and a couple of my buddies by this guy once while I was in Orlando, Florida. I had to answer him "Nada, me no Engli", like the spanish people say.
I once had an employer ask the following question during an interview. His justification was that the job involved alot of strange customers and you had to prepared to get really weird and unusual questions from them an be able to handle them professionally, so if you couldn't answer it properly you wouldn't get the job on their sales team: "Do you look at your own poo in the bathroom?" If they answered without flinching, then they'd get the second one: "Have you every looked at somebody else's poo?" And yes, I'm dead serious. These two questions would make or break your job offer. They didn't care at all about your background or skills, the whole job rested on your ability to handle embarrassing questions.
"I'll get my sister to give you a blow job"....really, yet it never happened lol and then theres... "when I jack off it just get rubbed into my bed.".....yeah
A couple weeks ago, I was at a restaurant and ordered a cheeseburger combo. The waitress told me that they don't have cheeseburgers but she could make me a "hamburger with cheese on it". It kinda threw me off for a bit but just shook my head and ordered one. When she yelled "One hamburger with cheese combo" to the cook, he gave her a confused look and said "you mean a cheesburger?" She replied back "A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE - COMBO!". Anyway, I got it to go and when I got back to work to eat it, I noticed that they forgot to put the cheese on it. Idiots
I had a lot but one I can remember right now: " My friend was making love with his gf... and in that intimate she moans his other friend's Name(GUY) and immediately the situation turned to disaster.
It's either one of these: "Let's hold hands... please.." -by a friend of mine (girl) lol I was like "Uhh...??" "You're weird." -by another friend... I found it quite shocking. Really.