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Life without GirlFriend

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by djhassoo, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. #1
    Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

    1. You can stare at any Girl.......

    2. You don't have to spend money on her.

    3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

    4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

    5.
    If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

    6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

    7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.


    8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

    9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

    10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

    11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

    12.
    You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

    13.
    You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

    14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

    15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

    16.
    You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

    17. No nonstop nonsense.

    18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

    19. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

    20. You can be "urself"

    21.
    No tension.

    DJ Hassoo
     
    djhassoo, Mar 5, 2008 IP
  2. nico_swd

    nico_swd Prominent Member

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    #2
    If these things bother you so much, you should consider being gay. :p
     
    nico_swd, Mar 5, 2008 IP
  3. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #3
    Looks like you dont have a GF.
     
    getjimmy, Mar 5, 2008 IP
  4. djhassoo

    djhassoo Guest

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    I've;) but i read this somewhere else and looks bit naughty so i share with you:p
     
    djhassoo, Mar 5, 2008 IP
  5. SuviCyriacNadakuzhackal

    SuviCyriacNadakuzhackal Well-Known Member

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    #5
    u sure u r not gay? I have nothing against gays though!!
     
  6. googlerankmaniac

    googlerankmaniac Peon

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    Here is what ill do. If I have no gf find one who is horny and just be friends. If I have one Ill stick to her. If I break up with her? Find Another horny girl. These challenges can be good for us guys. Without them no offense But guys must do this. That is how we were made.
     
    googlerankmaniac, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  7. chris265

    chris265 Peon

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    #7
    Ever notice when you have a girlfriend other women want you and when your not dating they are not as interested.
     
    chris265, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  8. mybluehair

    mybluehair Peon

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    #8
    *in playful baby voice* I bet I know who here dosn't have a girlfriend!
     
    mybluehair, Mar 6, 2008 IP
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    smub Notable Member

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    #9
    i'll take it as a little joke you were trying to make ...

    but seriously who doesn't want a g/f ...
     
    smub, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  10. cool_78

    cool_78 Guest

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    #10
    While those are some great arguments not having a girlfriend, having one does have it's benefits :D
     
    cool_78, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  11. hello_welcome

    hello_welcome Well-Known Member

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    #11
    its fine thanks for your research
     
    hello_welcome, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  12. acash

    acash Peon

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    #12
    i get more work done without gf!
     
    acash, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  13. blowingideas

    blowingideas Peon

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    #13
    but sometimes without a GF you'll think how nice it is to have one. :p
     
    blowingideas, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  14. SEOBusiness

    SEOBusiness Well-Known Member

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    #14
    No gf,No sex,do have freedom.
     
    SEOBusiness, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  15. mookie9920

    mookie9920 Peon

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    haha, well, if your extremely good looking, like myself, you get those benefits from many, many girls!
     
    mookie9920, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  16. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #16
    Oh! that means i have all those cool benefits :cool::D

    So lucky i am :p

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Mar 6, 2008 IP
  17. coderbari

    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Are you sure?
    I think gays never want g/f.they always want b/f :D
     
    coderbari, Mar 7, 2008 IP
  18. G-hamsteR

    G-hamsteR Well-Known Member

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    #18
    OK i'm so lucky i don't have a girlfriend atm. But i may have one soon :p
     
    G-hamsteR, Mar 7, 2008 IP
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    Jon1771 Well-Known Member

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    #19
    I have a girlfriend and believe me the things you listed are far out weighed by the positives of having a girlfriend!

    Maybe you are gay?
     
    Jon1771, Mar 7, 2008 IP
  20. The Rock

    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    #20
    Are you seriously feeling lucky :p;)
     
    The Rock, Mar 7, 2008 IP