Favorite DP Pastimes This thread is a matter of humor, and should not be taken seriously and people should not be offended by the content. 1. Sucking up to moderators: This is one of the favorite pastimes of DP members, whenever you see a moderator going around moderating or announcing proudly that they have solved an issue, you will see about a thousand or so members and ten million posts following the moderator's post applauding the moderator saying "wow good job shannon" ,"thx crazy rob", "its bcoz of mods like u our dp is so clean", "hi" and "thankz". Whenever a moderator would make a thread telling everyone about their birthday, most of the DP community would go in there and try to display their overwhelming affection for that particular moderator (which by the way is not only fake, but also unnecessary and stupid) by showering them with e-cards and e-flowers. Sometimes they'll also go to the extent of whipping up graphics with the moderator's pictures on them in photoshop (stupid graphics too) in hopes that they would get in the good list of the moderator and he/she will not give them infractions for the bumps they'd do on their ebook threads in the B/S/T section. Oh and btw, repping a moderator is almost always necessary for DP members whenever they see a moderator posting anything, some of the moderators/administrators (Crazy_Rob) repeatedly crack idiotic and old jokes but DP members seem to always get a good and hearty rep-worthy laugh out of them seemingly which is followed by responses such as "hahahahahah! that made my day!!!!" and "lol crazy rob ur so funny can i be in bed with u" oh and not to forget "plz make me mod crazy rob cuz i think u cool!" 2. Sucking up to women: No matter WHAT a woman posts (or for that matter a man with a woman in his avatar), the basement-dwelling, non-socializing, no-lifers of the Digitalpoint forums immediately start sucking up and talking to the woman, for example if a woman asks "How do you give reputation to othes?" a typical DP member would reply with "you just select reputation button and do it, btw ur really cute " which is a hidden message for saying "Fuck this, how about you send me some nudes of yours!?!?!?" Sometimes DP members also try to compliment women a lot on their birthdays, with a few members actually posting 10 times to know about the woman's birthday plans and eventual birthday party and stuff even when there is no need of doing that, if a woman asks people to get critique her website she'll be showered with nothing but praises. There are some exceptions though here, whenever a new woman is on the block, other DP women who were subject to similar attention previously, immediately get jealous feelings and decide to talk in a very arrogant and brash tone with the said woman, they try to ridicule her to the extent that she's forced to leave the forum weeping (the men/eunuchs however persuade her repeatedly to not do so, and are usually successful). This is followed by efforts of becoming a hero to the woman and trying to talk her into an e-relationship. More to come... IT
You forget to add something , most womens aren't womens are just lazy people who scam others. They easy take articles and money for writing articles, and do nothing,etc. 90% of womens from DP are not womens , i also bet that at less 1 women from the moderators it's a women only on digitalpoint
I'm gonna merge your post into "sucking up to women mods", twice the reward for half the work. PS: Im a mod and that was an idiotic joke so start sucking up, but sorry, I have no boobs.
Correctus, Have you been looking at my PM inbox again??? Actually there are currently 9 female mods and just 8 male mods.
3. Sex Talk: Its seems that most of the DP members don't get any sex in their lives apart from the self pleasure they inflict upon their hurting privates (from all the unnecessary stimulation performed x 20 times at the least everyday) and this is why they believe that a webmaster forum would be the perfect place of discussing all there is to sexual matters, these Digitalpoint Virgins go on to offer some grade-A (thats what they call it) sex advice in many different topics, and of course in the ever growing sex threads which are full with discussions on the why, what, which and when of Sex done by a lot of desperate people from all over the planet. 4. Looking at pictures: Not just normal everyday pictures, but the pictures of fellow webmaster's girlfriends, looking at which gives them an immense satisfaction feeling as well as a lot of pleasure caused by some physical activities performed in the duration of viewing. DP members just seem to love this. They'd also gladly fap to the hottest woman on DP thread (which by the way is one of the most visited threads on the whole of digitalpoint) with the picture of poor Colleen and DeniseJ falling prey to the desires of many fat stinking no lifer webmasters (web-bastards more like it) from all over the planet. Another kind of pictographs DP members love to look at and make mad love to are the pictures of a stupid badly drawn animated character called Bender (which btw is ironic since in reality that stupid piece of metal wont be able to bend a rubberband) DP nerds also find a lot of happiness in viewing the ugly face of another fellow DP member called Nintendo (who is not only disgusting, but also sick and pathetic and is a disgrace to the actual Nintendo company) More to come... IT