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Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. #1
    Looking at the number of sex related threads this community clearly needs some expert advice. I almost had sex with a girl once... 6 years ago... so if you have any questions fire away and i am more than happy to answer them.

    Meanwhile some FAQ:

    I'm in love with the girl i once saw on the bus. What would be the best way of proposing?

    Build her a website and then ask her for her email and email her with the link.

    What do breasts feel like?

    They feel like bags of sand.

    Do girls like sex?

    No

    How can i tell if a girl wants to go out with me?

    Wait for her to ask you out. If she does, then she likes you. If she does not then she thinks you are ugly, fat and arrogant.

    I want to have sex with a man. Am i gay?

    No, as long as you don't make eye contact it does not count.

    Why are you so good with women Mightyb?

    I wear a cool shirt with dragons and my alexa rank i have designed myself and im also quite good at overclocking GFX cards.
     
    mightyb, Feb 16, 2008 IP
  2. w3bmaster

    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Ha ha funny thread man :) cheers
     
    w3bmaster, Feb 16, 2008 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #3
    You advice will help many and I thank you for helping the community. :)

    What is you advice for dp members that are in love with a moderator? :D
     
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    gpearce Active Member

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    LOL!
    Funny thread man, awesome..

    +repped for making me laugh :D
     
    gpearce, Feb 16, 2008 IP
  5. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    bogart

    At the moment you look like any other member. You need to stand out from the crowd. Try getting a few infractions. And then complain to her about them. You can also PM a friend and ask him to PM the moderator and tell her she has a secret stalker. Good luck!





    :D Glad you like it guys.
     
    mightyb, Feb 16, 2008 IP
  6. gpearce

    gpearce Active Member

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    Smooth. Seriously Smooth. +repped again for making me laugh about the infractions :p
     
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    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    Hehehe just you dude to come up with something like this. :D :D
     
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    spidro Well-Known Member

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    heheheh i thought this is for real but after i read the first line i laughed:D:D

    repp added
     
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    bogart Notable Member

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    Yeah thanks :D
     
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    Ahh, I got it, so no eye contact.... I need to remember that! Thanks :p
     
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    Sherlock Well-Known Member

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    the last part made me laugh my heart out!
    way to go! :D
     
    Sherlock, Feb 16, 2008 IP
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    Do they ? really ?

    Why ? please give some proof for that :( that made my feel unhappy :p



    jk
     
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    vccseller Active Member

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    LOL... one of the funniest threads I ve seen ! funnier than the "unlimited domains" thread, and the threads where scammers get busted!

    Repped for making me and my friends laugh :D
     
    vccseller, Feb 16, 2008 IP
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    People will read that and be virgins for life! :eek:
     
    Shazz, Feb 16, 2008 IP
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    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    Interesting what advice do you have for a Troll?
     
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    Night Owl Peon

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    Dear Mightyb,

    I am a girl/woman and...

    I like sex ... am I a freak?

    My breasts don't feel like bags of sand ... am I deformed?

    I did not propose to my husband using a website ... am I technologically challenged?

    I made eye contact with a gay man I wanted to have sex with ... does that mean I'm gay?


    What is wrong with me?! What can be done to help me?! I know I'm not *normal*, but am I better for these abnormalities, or worse?

    Can you help me mightyb?

    Anxiously awaiting your advice...

    Night O ... er... Jane D Citizen
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    Yes. Research. Not stalking. ;)
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    I think there both in the same catagory ;)
     
    Shazz, Feb 16, 2008 IP