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Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by noppid, Feb 14, 2006.

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  1. #1
    Oh boy! The plot thickens!

    I guess when it's your time to die, you're gone? Is the grim reaper chasing this guy?

    Opps wrong forum. Who'd have thunk we actually have a politics forum?

    Maybe I'll read where I type in the future. Sorry 'bout that!
     
    noppid, Feb 14, 2006 IP
  2. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    That guy is just an attention seeker. First, he purposely steps right in the way of Cheney's gun. :eek: Then, when the press starts to get bored with that story, he fakes a heart attack. :rolleyes:

    Pffftttt....
     
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  3. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #3
    It wasn't exactly "random" he had a heart attack... a piece of birdshot from the wounds made it's way into his heart.
     
    digitalpoint, Feb 14, 2006 IP
  4. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #4

    That would have happened even if Vice President Cheney didn't shoot him in the chest and face with a shotgun.
     
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  5. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    Yeah, right... that's the official story... :rolleyes:

    "Now who's being naive, Marge?" ~ Homer Simpson
     
    minstrel, Feb 14, 2006 IP
  6. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    It's so easy to have a heart attack with an IV in and too much of one thing or another gets in it. Hospitals are dangerous places!

    Many things that can be introduced into an IV are not tracable in an autopsy. So ya couldn't even proof if a nurse screwed up in some cases.
     
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  7. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #7
    So if Cheney goes to jail for manslaughter, is he still allowed to be vice President from the big house?
     
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  8. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    Goti ran the mob from jail IIRC. I'm sure the Vice President could too. I mean run the country of course, not the mob. ;)

    Hell, in DC they woted a crack head to be mayor. Anything is possible in DC!

    P.S. Thanks for moving the thread. Appreciate it.
     
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  9. WebWriter

    WebWriter Active Member

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    Ha!

    I bet you in a few days the story will change. It wasn't Cheney that shot him, actually it was Cheney's gun that shot him.

    If that doesn't work there's always the Presidential pardon...Bill Clinton style.
     
    WebWriter, Feb 14, 2006 IP
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  10. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    That's correct. Cheney doesn't shoot people. Cheney's gun shoots people.
     
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  11. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    Oh don't think it can't happen!

    U.S. Rep. Bill Janklow Kills a Biker, Taxpayers Responsible

     
    noppid, Feb 14, 2006 IP
  12. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    If I recall correctly from my days as a government employee in Canada, that wouldn't be the case here. Even if you're driving a government vehicle on government business, if you commit a criminal act or an act of criminal or civil negligence, you are responsible for that. The rationale is simple: The government hires you to do government business, not to commit criminal acts or to drive through stop signs. Hell, up here the government won't even pay speeding tickets or parking tickets.
     
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    EGS Notable Member

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    He didn't die ?
     
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  14. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    No, but his political career eventually did I believe.

    Opps, which guy? I mean JanKlow.
     
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  15. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    From http://www.laffaday.com :

     
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    digimania Peon

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    Talk about a screwed up Justice system. Well, good thing it's just a mild heart attack.
     
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  17. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    Mark my words (or do I mean read my lips?): By tomorrow, the papers will report that it wasn't a heart attack after all - just heartburn from a hot chili dog.
     
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    I'm willing to play fair.

    Remove Kennedy from office and you can remove Cheney from office.

    Fair deal to me... atleast Kennedy has actually killed someone....

    and on that note....

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    Citizen Active Member

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    Some people still think that United States politics are about political parties :/
     
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    kkibak Peon

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    it wasnt cheney!

    after all, guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do.
     
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